Hammastix

Aug 28

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

Aug 28

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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Aug 28
Aug 28

lulz-time:

I actually can’t cope with this

Aug 28

bevsi:

modern au gaang doodles + bonus dangerous ladies

Aug 28

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

Aug 28

giantveil:

wh0rebulevard:

Boyfriend: what’s for dinner tonight?
Me: 

Boom boom!

Aug 28

Real talk

kissnecks:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

every time I see this, I reblog it.
Aug 28
Aug 28

literally my favorite commercial ever.